March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Mar 2nd
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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February 2012
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“I am a person who can fall in love with any girl,...
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When the word 'Direction' is mentioned in...
aus-directioner:
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ListenJust press Play. Seriously.
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What if that person you liked, liked you back.
thelaughingmango:
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Feb 28th
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scouts-honor asked: answer it privately, weirdo!
Feb 26th
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scouts-honor asked: give me yo digits.
Feb 26th
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scouts-honor: i had the greatest hour long conversation with my ex girlfriend from my freshman year today we laughed until we cried about how stupid we both were
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: we have sex constantly -Lou
Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: only if you dont mind harry being naked. its one of his worst habits, did you know? -Lou
Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: im good. ya know, just chillin here with haz -Lou
Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: hey babe! -Lou
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Everyone and their mother is getting in a...
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Listen Harry: “Louis can I give you a blowjob?” Louis:...
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not-just-breathing: “You should be happy.” I wish it was that easy.
Feb 19th
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maybeillneverchange: “Are you happy?” “I honestly couldn’t tell you what happiness feels like anymore”
Feb 19th
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Reblog if you've ever felt victimized by the...
another-world-in-one-direction: kiwi-hobbit: Bastard.
Feb 19th
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